Hej gullis!



Jag har en tävling i bloggen där jag lottar ut en bloggsvar inbjudan. Var gärna med om du vill :)



Puss&Kram

Little birdie in the sky

dropped a poo poo in my eye



Me not care

Me not cry



Me just happy cows don't fly!



haha ;)

Katt åt lampa.

Lös i magen.



;)

Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks over and says "Hello, what are u guys doing?"

Bush- "We're planning world war 3"

The guy- "Really? Whats going to happen?"

Bush- "Well, were going to kill 140 million Afghans and a bicycle repairman."

The guy- "Why would you kill a bicycle repairman?"

Bush turns to Powell

"See, I told you no-one would worry about the 140 million Afghans"

"The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys".

I told my wife that I would be home by midnight ... promise!

Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At

around 2:30 am, drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in

the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.



Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9

times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick witty solution, even

when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.



The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her

twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!



She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why, she said



"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit,"

cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another

3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted."



och sen har vi ju en sån här klassisk oxå:



Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?"

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question."

Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question?"

Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?"



hoppas det löser dina rop på hjälp lite iaf :)

När jag var i England hörde jag världens sämsta skämt :) Det gick så här:



- Knock, knock.

- Who's there?

- Boo.

- Boo who?

- Oh, don't cry!



Skitdåligt, men det kanske är så dåligt att det blir roligt? ;)

http://www.funnybonez.com/blonde_jokes.asp



engelska skämt :)

fin blogg! Kollla gärna min :D

What is the longest word in the English language?



"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!



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hehheheh ^^



hoppas du hittar några bra skämta att skicka till din vän! :D

jadu jag suger på sånt! kan nog ingen, tyvärr.:(